As a newly appointed
glamourpuss Senior Editor
Please rate the following
cover headline proposals
on a scale of “1” to “5”
(with “1” being the equivalent of eating “around” a new root canal while
having dinner with the ex-boyfriend you’re
still in love with and his new wife who’s two dress sizes
smaller than you are and “5” being a $1,000
Gucci gift certificate that you found blowing around
on the jogging track in Central Park)
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